Paladins are the worst!

Oath of Devotion

Paladins who take the oath of devotion glow in the dark. Their poop giggles.
They are bound to the “loftiest ideals of justice, virtue, and order” and nobody likes them.

Oath of the Ancients

They believe in the principles of honor, courage, and justice, so please don’t confuse them with paladin variety #1. They decorate their armor with leaves and sticks.
They’re committed to joining the ever roiling balancing-act that is nature in hopes of tipping the scales over to the Good side, thereby fucking everything up.

Oath of Vengeance

There’s a certain kind of person these paladins just fucking hate. This oath enables their genocidal aspirations to be reframed in the name of justice.


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