The Stalwart Endurants: You very much want to be cool, so you answer an advert in the local paper!
Secret Precision Unit: Uh oh! The nation’s going to war! And right in the middle of your mandatory military service too! Shit?
Yo Ho Hokay: Circumstances occur […] so you become a pirate.
The Gnomish Toymaker: Bad news, you’re in debtors jail :( But don’t worry! You’ve been offered a pardon from the King… on the condition that you accept a quest.
In Which You Have Fucked Up: You had ONE JOB! You’re the worst prisoner-escort team ever.
Marauder Try-Outs: The dream is to be a professional gangster.