The Stalwart Endurants: You very much want to be cool, so you answer an advert in the local paper!

Secret Precision Unit: Uh oh! The nation’s going to war! And right in the middle of your mandatory military service too! Shit?

Yo Ho Hokay: Circumstances occur […] so you become a pirate.

The Gnomish Toymaker: Bad news, you’re in debtors jail :( But don’t worry! You’ve been offered a pardon from the King… on the condition that you accept a quest.

In Which You Have Fucked Up: You had ONE JOB! You’re the worst prisoner-escort team ever.

Marauder Try-Outs: The dream is to be a professional gangster.


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